( Only $19.99 for Space Lizards! )
Woody tees are in the Timesuck store NOW thanks to Axis Apparel. Hail Lucifina! Printed on Bella brand 50/50 cotton/poly blend tees on either Heather red, Deep Heather, or Heather Purple!
Woody’s new tee is made out of 200% ectoplasm and 300% demonic doll skin washed in holy water and cleansed by a New Orleans Voo Doo priestess to hopefully keep the shirt’s evil energy from seeping into your Meatsack souls. (No guarantees on demonic possession.) But if you DO become possessed while wearing a Woody shirt - no worries - Woody and his handler Charles Gutman can exorcise you! (for a small fee) Wheeeeeee!