( $40 for Space Lizards! )
Check out the new DANGER BRAIN black and white classic hoodie in the Timesuck store!!! A no-zipper, crew neck, District pull over beauty. Fits and feels just like the previous black, zip up hoodie. And while the tag says it's made from the same 50/50 cotton/ploy blend, it’s also made out of ground up, elderly golden retriever penis meat. I repeat. THIS HOODIES IS MADE OUT OF GROUND UP RETRIEVER WIENER MEAT! Why? Honestly? We got a really, really good deal on it. They were practically giving it away. Capitalism, baby, capitalism! Hail Nimrod!
( $20 for Space Lizards! )
Pennants! Yip, yip, yaw!! Why? Because why not!?! Because pennants are fun. You know who doesn’t ever get a pennant? Sad people who hate joy. These pennants are hand stitched. 9” x 27” in size. Made out of 100% American-made wool felt. Also made out of 700% Sea Chicken underbelly skin, so it’s waterproof, magical and capable of both laying eggs and short flights. Let your Suck flag fly, Meatsacks.