All Points Tee

All Points Tee


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( $20 for Space Lizards! )

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The Gen 9 All Points T-shirt has landed. Just look at this beauty! An Allmade Unisex “Rebel Blue” heathered TriBlend. Black woven label. Mixed some old classic fabrics with a new ones for this gem. It’s 1/2 imported Chinchilla labia, 1/2 domestic muskrat labia, and 1/2 McGill’s popped off human butthole for a smooth blend of softness and durability. 


* The polyester in the Allmade tri-blend shirt comes from recycled plastic water bottles - each shirt contains the equivalent of six bottles! The cotton is organic, non-GMO, and grown in the USA. The third component is the TENCEL™ Modal (secret to their softness) made from sustainably harvested beech trees in certified European forests. Materials are sourced in the US, shipped to Haiti to be sewn into shirts by workers paid 3-4x the going rate and made in facilities whose profits are donated to Haitian orphans, and then shipped back and sold in the US. Timesuck chose Allmade so that you could support and help others in need while getting some sweet threads for yourself. HAIL NIMROD!