Nightstalker Pin Set

Nightstalker Pin Set


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( $25.60 for Space Lizards! )

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In honor of Valentine’s Day - three new special limited edition pin sets are here! For the Suckers who just love love, or love Queen of the Suck Lynze and the Suck Master, there is a set of Lynze and Dan faces!

There’s a Richard Ramirez set for our serial killer enthusiasts. Hail Lucifina! His infamous pentagram on the hand photo has been replaced with a heart. He loves love now!

And for those flying solo in the romance department, there’s Michael Motherfuckin’ McDonald to keep your heart warm. All pins are enamel, rubber-backed pins for more comfort and better holding power. Similar to Disney pins. All pins are made out of 100% monoatomic gold. And 100% Moon Matrix Quartz receptors. AND 100% Suck Master Meat Sack love particles.

AND with a purchase of each set you also get a couple of Chicken Joe condoms! Hail Nimrod! 

Bawk bawk, playboy, bawk bawk!  Respec’ yo lean, mean ween - wrap it up and keep it clean. Lil’ ones should be a magic testament, not a tragic accident. So put a raincoat on dat pecker, so sexy time ain’t no life wrecker! You feel me? - Chicken Joe (That’s Chicken Joe speak for “Have responsible sex, use protection.”)

These condoms - real condoms - are latex. SO - if your ween or potential ween holster has a latex allergy - DON’T WRAP IT UP WITH ONE OF THESE!

AND with each purchase you get a couple of cherry-flavored, heart-shaped custom Timesuck suckers that say Keep on Suckin’! Literally suck the Suck!