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Timesuck Prayer Candles

Timesuck Prayer Candles


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( $12 for Space Lizards! )

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(Please read in Dan’s “buy some of my crack!” high-pitched voice) Prayer candles! We have prayer candles! (Now stop - don’t hurt your throat). We have prayer candles for Nimrod, Patron of Knowledge, Lucifina, Patron of Mischief, Bojangles, Patron of Protection, and even Chikatilo, Patron of Wrasslin’. (We also have a Space Lizard candle, Patron of Influence, only for our Space Lizards) Buy your favorite or collect all five and buiLd a Suck Altar! It pleases Nimrod! (Candles are each 8” in height)