TSU Carabiner
TSU Carabiner
Clip it and zip it, Juju! Put it on your belt, Shirley! It's time to lock shit up with this custom Timesuck carabiner. Attach that water bottle to your backpack, or your keys to your belt loop, or a sharp dildo to your dominatrix latex body suit so you can quickly pop it off and brutally "toy box" or “sound” it into your sex slave’s pee hole. Or maybe don't do that last thing. It seems really dangerous.
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Melvin D.
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