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Timesuck Camo Windbreaker

Timesuck Camo Windbreaker


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( $36 for Space Lizards! )

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Hail Nimrod! Timesuck now has its own windbreaker! This camo, lightweight, jacket makes you invisible to the New World Order agents of subjugation always surrounding you, always trying to control you and hold you back! It’s made out of 100% polyester that FEELS like nylon, 150% African lion semen and 400% badger blood for maximum protection and aggression. Fits true to size but if you want to wear it over a hoodie, we recommend you buy a size up. (Also can be a lil’ snug on beer guts and bulging biceps)