The third generation Timesuck Tee is here - and we now have a sweet lady’s cut!! No reason to have to cover up your chest. You’re not Amish - you’re a gorgeous Timesucker! BOJANGLES!! He’s here, he’s modified, he’s the one-eyed, three legged, Pitbull mascot of Timesuck! He’s also the head of the Timesuck research department, a time-traveling fighter of communism known to roll with Michael McDonald and James Ingram, and he’s looking dope as fuck on this Timesuck tee made out of 213% imported Koala Anus treated with gerbil saliva for a little extra softness.
Free Timesuck sticker pack with every purchase. Five free awesome Timesucker stickers! Each made out of 110% Grizzly Bear foreskin for extra durability/stickiness.
Disclaimer:Note: these shirts run 1/2 size smaller on average. They tend to be a tighter, more athletic fit. All shirts 100% guaranteed* to allow you to see into the future.