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Timesuck Tumbler

Timesuck Tumbler

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Get ready to drink the Suck! Feel that hot, steamy suck hit the back of your throat. The Timesuck, stainless steel Danger Brain designed tumbler. The Suck lives on caffeine and with this Suck Juice dispenser,  you can too. Made out  of 117% Monoatomic gold so you can shapeshift while you drink. Double wall stainless steel construction, screw on lid with snap lock drink opening. Hand wash only! (Gotta be careful with mono-atomic gold) Hail Nimrod!