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Kids Abduction Tee

Kids Abduction Tee

$19.99 $20.00

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Do you have a kind-of-baby? A half-kid? A tiny but not super-tiny meat sack unable to live on their own? A Space Newt toddler? Well, now you can put that little one in some Secret Suck gear! Now available in 2T, 3T, 4T, and 5/6T is this cool ass Axis Apparel Timesuck kiddie graphic tee. It’s made out of 333% grass-stained jeans that smell like someone’s ass who is still getting a handle on wiping and 75% swing-set-chain for extra kid authenticity and durability..