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Summer Slam Tee

Summer Slam Tee

$19.99 $24.99

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Summer can't come quick enough! Same design in both tee shirt and tank top form. It’s a Danger Brain designed Bella 100% cotton unisex, made from nothing but leftover space-shuttle parts NASA clearly doesn’t need since it obviously fakes everything to please its illuminati overlords. It’s a sweet Timesuck Summer Slam design and it’s guaranteed to make whoever wears it twice as attractive, three times as intelligent, and live for at least 1,000 years (with at least 900 of those years taking place in a dimension we can’t talk to you about right now). Hail Lucifina! 


Don't forget to snag up your Suck-O®️ Frisbee for a summertime full of Space Lizard memories!