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Timesuck! Snapback

Timesuck! Snapback

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The second generation hat is here. ONE great hat - TWO great size options! The REGULAR FIT 100% cotton flatbrim is perfect for 90% of Earth’s head-having population. The BIG FIT - a 70% acrylic/30% wool "big boy" fit for fellow Frankenstein heands like Dan. These are Made out of imported possum dick fur and 300% domestic Bald Eagle butthole for maximum quality/durability. Super rare! It also has inner Cult of the Curious stitching, custom label, and a dope, Danger Brain print and repeat under-brim pattern. We won’t be doing a new baseball hat design for a long while so I hope you like it as much as I do!