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Hail Nimrod Tee

Hail Nimrod Tee

$24.99

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This short-sleeved Space Lizard beauty is printed on a heavyweight, cotton, pre-shrunk Dyenomite shirt. It's nice and thick, so there isn’t quite as much stretch in them as the Bella tees or the All Made tees, but you should fit into the same size. It's thicker because it's made out of 400% walrus ball sack and 600% rhino vulva. And that shit is heavy duty. It’s fierce. It's unbreakable. And, surprisingly, it actually smells much better than you'd think a large animal's genitals would. 
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Hail Nimrod!
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*Due to the nature of Tie Dye, each tee is a little unique
 
 
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