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Secretsuck Glow In The Dark Tank

Secretsuck Glow In The Dark Tank

$19.99 $25.00

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The first generation Secret Suck tank top is here!  And THE INK GLOWS IN THE DARK! How? It's wizard blood! And, it's the most cult-ish Danger Brain design yet. For the true, Cult of the Curious, Space Lizard warrior.

Made out of Icke and the Welsh Seer's pubic hair (and, of course, WIZARD BLOOD) this tank top allows you unlimited access to various underground reptilian fortifications (including the Octopus-people section of the Denver International Airport subterranean city). Knowledge and Nimrod! 

 Disclaimer: If your size selection is not showing up, that size is out of stock. We apologize for the inconvenience. 

(3x-5x only available in regular tee style.)

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