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Space Lizard Socks

Space Lizard Socks

$22.50

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Wrap your feet in the strength of the Anunnaki, Space Lizard! These socks are made out of Icke designed nanobots that allow you to modify the thought-control transmissions coming down from the moon matrix as you see fit. Want to feel smarter? Done. More in control of your destiny? Check. Want to think you have a firmer breasts? Fine. Bigger ween? You betcha. Smaller ween or looser, saggier, breasts? Uh, okay - it’s your life, Space Lizard. Knowledge in Nimrod!

 

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