( Only $15.99 for Space Lizards! )
Yes!!!! We have a Timesuck frisbee right now. Get out there, toss it around, and deflect those mind-controlling moon matrix photons. This frisbee is a Danger Brain designed black and yellow Innova Pulsar disc for you frisbee nerds that’ll help you dominate frisbee golf, ultimate frisbee, casual frisbee, and please-for-the-love-of-God-stop-throwing-that-around-the-house-you’re-going-to-break-something-again frisbee. The Pulsar is approved for Super Class and PDGA disc golf use. The Pulsar is also the official disc of Major League Ultimate. It’s made out of 100% real David Icke’s chest hair for maximum sexiness and also out of 100% real pterodactyl skin for advanced flight and aerial-intimidation qualities. Hail Nimrod!