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The Great Summer Escape!

The Great Summer Escape!

Regular price $25.00 Sale

Next up! The eighth generation summer tee! A Tahiti-blue, Cult of the Curious banger - The Great Summer Escape! With some 90s pop to it, this masterpiece is made out of 300% imported dolphin tit-skin. I didn’t know that dolphins had tits or skin, but my exotic-fabric importer assures me it’s a thing. My importer also says it’s very rare and sought after and that it’s some of the softest and sexiest material on Earth. Each shirt comes with a free boner and/or vaginal moistness. 

Disclaimer:
Please note these shirts run 1/2 size smaller on average. They also tend to be a tighter, more athletic fit. 
 
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