The Great Summer Escape - Ladies
Next up! The eighth generation summer tee! A Tahiti-blue, Cult of the Curious banger - The Great Summer Escape! With some 90s pop to it, this masterpiece is made out of 300% imported dolphin tit-skin. I didn’t know that dolphins had tits or skin, but my exotic-fabric importer assures me it’s a thing. My importer also says it’s very rare and sought after and that it’s some of the softest and sexiest material on Earth. Each shirt comes with a free boner and/or vaginal moistness.
Disclaimer:Please note these shirts run 1/2 size smaller on average. They also tend to be a tighter, more athletic fit.Please allow 24-48 business hours for order processing